Curly Bob's legal team have today lodged an appeal to the High Court in Paris. They had warned Bob that if his appeal were regarded as "frivolous", it could result in an increase in his sentence. Bob appeared completely untroubled by this and has instructed them to proceed regardless of the possible consequences.
It appears Bob plans to cite the punitive nature of the regime in his community service hostel,( it sounds better than prison) as follows:-
8.00 Reveille, breakfast of porridge, honey and pain au chocolat.
9.00 Lecture on practical bee keeping for bears.
10.00 Hive maintainance and honey collection at "The Happy Bees Honey Farm".
12.00 Lunch - chocolate waffles, honey & ice cream.
14.00 Recreational/ rest period.
15.30 Fur grooming (I didn't ask).
16.00 Supervised duties including stock taking in warehouse at Happy bees Honey farm.
18.00 Kitchen duties and serving of desserts.
19.00 T.V. / Computer usage.
21.00 Cookies/brownies & glass of milk.
22.00 Bedtime story (?????)
22.30 Lights out.
I could only shake my head in disbelief and wonder if Bob was entirely devoid of any concept of irony(including everything else). Alternatively he could be smarter than the average bear and had something up his sleeve apart from his electronic tag.
I feel that Bob's total focus on all things pertaining to chocolate, honey, ice cream etc has blinded him to the fact that he migt not be home for Christmas.
Pending the penny or centime dropping I have been asked to post "Farmhouse in The Luberon #2 ", one of a series of 5 oils I did in 2012/13.
It appears Bob plans to cite the punitive nature of the regime in his community service hostel,( it sounds better than prison) as follows:-
8.00 Reveille, breakfast of porridge, honey and pain au chocolat.
9.00 Lecture on practical bee keeping for bears.
10.00 Hive maintainance and honey collection at "The Happy Bees Honey Farm".
12.00 Lunch - chocolate waffles, honey & ice cream.
14.00 Recreational/ rest period.
15.30 Fur grooming (I didn't ask).
16.00 Supervised duties including stock taking in warehouse at Happy bees Honey farm.
18.00 Kitchen duties and serving of desserts.
19.00 T.V. / Computer usage.
21.00 Cookies/brownies & glass of milk.
22.00 Bedtime story (?????)
22.30 Lights out.
I could only shake my head in disbelief and wonder if Bob was entirely devoid of any concept of irony(including everything else). Alternatively he could be smarter than the average bear and had something up his sleeve apart from his electronic tag.
I feel that Bob's total focus on all things pertaining to chocolate, honey, ice cream etc has blinded him to the fact that he migt not be home for Christmas.
Pending the penny or centime dropping I have been asked to post "Farmhouse in The Luberon #2 ", one of a series of 5 oils I did in 2012/13.
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